Post by Obelisk on Jun 15, 2007 1:40:02 GMT -5
^By the AWESOME Kunstfeuer!
Name: Jack the Godmoding snail
Species: Demon-Snail
Age: A gazillion years old
Father: Zeus
Mother: Mary
Children: All the dinosaurs
Height: 696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 feet. Rounded to the nearest mamillion
Weight: HE DOES NOT LIKE YOU ASKING HIM ABOUT HIS WEIGHT, OK, HE HAD A VERY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE
Personality: He's mean and rude and vulgar but also sweet and kind and innocent. Sadistic but very, very shy and outgoing.
Appearance: That of a snail. One with bushy eyebrows who happens to wield a ninja sword.
All the women LOVE him and want his babies. All the men WISH like they could be like him because he looks so damned cool.
History: HORRIFYINGLY TWISTED AND TRAUMATIC. It is soooooo sad and disturbing that I cannot post it in mixed public. He doesn't like to talk about it unless he's known you for more then 1 post so you really have to pry.
Likes: Death, destruction, stealing candy from babies, being our bad character mascot, the color black (it's like his soul), raping grammar, being amazing, TYPING IN CAPS, wolfspeak
Dislikes: Mary sues, COPYCATS!111, THEEEIVEESSSS, the color pink, purses, ipods, being nice, using proper english
Strengths: Everything
Weaknesses: Nothing.
Special Powers: ALL OF THEM
Random Facts: Jack Almighty once fought Chuck Norris and won, which is why Walker Texas Ranger was canceled
**** Jack Almighty is our 'Bad Character Mascot'. He's a parody and not a real rp char- purely ooc. But, shit, he's funny.
